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Mayelphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
(Source: iseeavoice, via theirtexting-and-murder)
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MayIf people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
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MayMy fetishes include men giving me large sums of money and then never, ever talking to me again
this has never happened to me but if it did i’m sure i would like it
(Source: platypussiess, via dyerrmaker)
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Febso we grew up believing no one would ever fall in love with us
You guys should really really watch this.
holy shit
(via the-greatest-sound)
